if you can’t be good, be as bad as you can possibly be
Back in the 90's, I had a hobby of following my friends around at clubs and making them write bad poetry for me. The word poetry was used very loosely. Well, completely incorrectly would be a better term since it was also used for articles, completely fabricated self-help columns and random complete and utter nonsense. These are the results of those (often drunken) ramblings.
Well, if this poem doesn't work to get you laid, nothing will. BYW, when I was loading the image, I really didn't remember what it was going to be, like, if we had drawn a picture or something. I think I'm glad it was just words.
This was really written by Monica but she was going through one of her
AbFab phases and chose to call herself Edinah. That's not really how you
spell Edina, but that's okay cuz that's not how you spell horny either.
BTW, if you don't know what Absolutely Fabulous is, you severely need to check it out.
I'll give it that at least this one makes a bit
of sense. I like to get rid of pain too whenever I have it. I think
it's something most of us can relate to. Except masochists. Masochist
want to wear that pain like a particularly uncomfortable pair of snake
I have no idea who Andy is, but the title is a Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference, to Vorgon poetry to be exact, so I'm sure I had something to do with it.
Indecisiveness is a nail
In the bicycle tire of humanity
So get off
And flatten the other
So you can actually get somewhere.
The poem starts well enough, indecisiveness as something that prevents progress. Not sure how flattening the other wheel is supposed to get you anywhere. Maybe it's supposed to be one of those two wrongs that make a right deal, but I don't think it really works in this case.