Fish and Chips

Fish and Chips

By Unknown

What is Arthur’s Treasure? Is it his girlfriend’s box

That smells like fish and he munches on it while

Watching old 70’s reruns? Or is it the secret way

He batter his fish with that special homemade

Batter. Whatever his secret  is, we will never know

But it sure does smell fishy in here.

It says Unknown, but I'm pretty sure this was written by Monica. She would get this intense hatred for random stores in the mall. Not that she had ever shopped or eaten there, if she could see it from the food court stand where she worked and she could find any reason to disapprove, she would write a poem about it.

 I must say this is a particularly unpleasant drawing that accompanies this poem. I can't even think of anything else to say about it, I just don't want to look at it anymore.