A bug is anything disgusting that you find in your garden
Aralis
Okay, so maybe not exactly... but the point is, I know a spider is not an insect, but I still don't want one crawling on my arm.
Vogueing is just break dancing with better clothes
Monica
Never really cared for either one though. Break dancing takes a lot more skill and talent, but you can't really do it in a Gaultier suit. Or maybe you can, that might be something to see.
Trying to be sexy, isn’t
Patty
That's why it's so hard to do it properly. It's like flying.
I’d rather have nuts in my ice cream than nuts in my entrĂ©e
Aralis
That's a lie, Pad Thai is delicious.
God, I hope we were talking about peanuts here.
I feel like my ovaries are going to talk
Begly
They didn't.
Don’t worry about the way you look cuz you’ll never look as good as me
Nancy
Always the modest one.
Don’t waste your time thinking about deep thoughts.
Avery
I can't help it!
Once again, a totally unrelated illustration.
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