Back in the 90's, I had a hobby of following my friends around at clubs and making them write bad poetry for me. The word poetry was used very loosely. Well, completely incorrectly would be a better term since it was also used for articles, completely fabricated self-help columns and random complete and utter nonsense.
These are the results of those (often drunken) ramblings.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

CB and the Bear go Clubbing

Chocolate Boy and the Bear

Chocolate Boy and the Bear wanted to go to this club, but only CB was allowed in cuz the bear wasn’t over 18 so the Bear ate the bouncer and they boogied all night long.

It seems rather pointless to have an episode of Chocolate Boy and the Bear without an illustration being that it was supposed to be our comic. Or rather, it seemed. It turns out I had just misplaced the file with the scan and there is an illustration after all. 
It would have been best if it had remained lost. At least we could have fantasized that it was better.

Also of note:
Apparently Mario's band played and someone bought some film. No idea what that antic thing was or if it was just a misspelled antique. 

Friday, October 12, 2012

We're baaack!
Yes, after god know how many months of neglect, we will return with more inane content in the next few days. I know my imaginary audience can hardly wait!