Where can I find a date that will do me right?
Answ: go to Spec’s
That was a vicious lie! I used to visit Patty at work all the time and I never did find a proper date. Specs was a record store, in case you didn't know.
I need to get somebody to fall madly in love with me before Xmas so that he can buy me the $70 Barbie I want. What should I do?
Answ: love potion. Put a spell on a person or meet lots of drunk guys who will give you $10 and $15 each and accumulate the money for the doll.
This one was mine. I Never did find the love potion but I did get the Barbie doll. I had to settle for the lower priced version without the outfits but at least I got the doll. Still have it too.
If I get a breast reduction, will the doctor pierce them?
Answ: I don’t see why not.
I don't remember who asked this one. I wonder if he ever did get his nipples pierced?
I tried to sleep but the phone kept on ringing. What should I do?
Frustrated in Flagler.
Answ: take the phone off the hook or disconnect it from the wall.
Awww... remember when phones used to be connected to the wall?
I have a purple bump on the back of my ear where it’s pierced and it’s bothering me.
Crusty in Miami Lakes
Answ: well, if there is anything bothering you or anything on your body, especially if it wasn’t there in the first place, it’s a sign that something isn’t right and should be taken care of. In short, maybe it’s infected.
We were always very careful to make it clear that Patty was not a real licensed physician and not a substitute for medical help.
I don't remember who posted this question, but I do remember Nancy piercing people's ear in her house with a potato and a sewing needed so she was probably responsible for this in some capacity.
I hate my cousin.
Answ: well Begly, in order to answer your question I need to know what it is. Write me again and elaborate on it.
That is a sketch I did of Monica looking out a window or something. I really have no idea, I just know it's Monica. It looks exactly like her. I'm good.
Alternation Wide was somebody who sent me that ad to post. As usual, I had absolutely no info on what they did, I just posted their ad.