CB and the Bear go Clubbing

Chocolate Boy and the Bear

Chocolate Boy and the Bear wanted to go to this club, but only CB was allowed in cuz the bear wasn’t over 18 so the Bear ate the bouncer and they boogied all night long.

It seems rather pointless to have an episode of Chocolate Boy and the Bear without an illustration being that it was supposed to be our comic. Or rather, it seemed. It turns out I had just misplaced the file with the scan and there is an illustration after all. 
It would have been best if it had remained lost. At least we could have fantasized that it was better.

 

Also of note:

Apparently Mario's band played and someone bought some film. No idea what that antic thing was or if it was just a misspelled antique. 

Chocolate Boy and the Bear part 2, Electric Boogaloo

When we last saw Chocolate Boy and the Bear they were busy building an add-on to their igloo…

They were so hard at work that they almost missed noticing the UFO hovering over them and the tractor beam that was sucking them into the spaceship.

Once inside the ship, Chocolate Boy gets mistaken for the legendary Venusian God O’ Chocolate and treated like royalty. But then one of the aliens finds him irresistibly attractive and licks him and they find out he’s not really made out of chocolate, just chocolate dipped. So they decide to kill him for his deception.

He’s running away from them when he runs into the ship cafeteria when he runs into the Bear who was getting a Coke out of a vending machine. So they join forces and successfully battle the aliens who are only 3 inches tall anyway and after they kill all the aliens they drive the spaceship back home.

I can't make fun of this, this is actually pretty good. Genius I tell you! Granted, it might need a little tweaking, but I don't see why this isn't a cartoon show already.

Just look at this illustration, I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonite! Can't sleep, aliens are coming to get me!!!

Chocolate Boy and the Bear, the Beginning

Chocolate Boy and the Bear

By Aralis

Once upon a time, there was a boy who lived in Alaska and he was dipped in chocolate to keep warm.

One day Chocolate Boy was working on his igloo when a big polar bear tried to eat him but he gave him a coke and the bear became his best friend and would give him rides on his back.

Unfortunately hunters mistake Chocolate Boy for a seal riding a bear so they start shooting at him and they have to run into a cave to hide.

There they find a frozen caveman. The Bear tries to lick it and his tongue gets stuck to it so Chocolate Boy builds a fire to melt the ice and it turns out the caveman was really an eccentric millionaire that had sunk in the Titanic and he’s so grateful that he gives them a lot of money so chocolate boy buys an even bigger igloo and goes into business with the Bear solving crimes.

Watch out for the continuing adventures of Chocolate Boy and the Bear in upcoming issues!

Ah, good 'ol CB and the Bear. I don't remember how this came about, but I do remember Patty and I thinking it was hilarious for some reason. I think the idea was to come up with a really bad comic strip. What we ended up was not so much a comic strip as some random text and one stick figure. At least the "bad" part was accomplished.