Chocolate Boy and the Bear
Chocolate Boy and the Bear wanted to go to this club, but only CB was allowed in cuz the bear wasn’t over 18 so the Bear ate the bouncer and they boogied all night long.
It would have been best if it had remained lost. At least we could have fantasized that it was better.
Also of note:
Apparently Mario's band played and someone bought some film. No idea what that antic thing was or if it was just a misspelled antique.