More Deep Thoughts

There was a whole page full of these, so I decided to post them all together.

Nudity is the best policy

Fruitman

Not really, but let's move on.

Always eat your pastelito cheese first.

Helen

This one had a story behind it. Helen's favorite part of the pastelito was the cheese, so she would just eat around it and save the cheese for last. One day she was eating one and when she was almost done, a friend came over and asked her for a bit and ate all the cheese. That friend of hers was an asshole cuz really, who does that?

Cookies…they are just like little cakes, but crunchy.

Aralis

Well, they are!

Don’t sit on the baby

That’s not babysitting

That’s child abuse

Monica

Truer words were never spoken.

A beeper isn’t a beeper unless it’s connected.

Unknown

This gives you an idea how old these are. I guess you could always substitute beeper with phone.

I don’t know why people think trolls are cute. They steal your cookies, kidnap your babies and hide your car keys.

Aralis

I guess those troll dolls were popular at the time...???

It’s rude to go around sniffing somebody but it’s also rude to be throwing smell at people so they can smell you even if they are not sniffing you.

Monica

Yeh, really! Take a shower people!!