Back in the 90's, I had a hobby of following my friends around at clubs and making them write bad poetry for me. The word poetry was used very loosely. Well, completely incorrectly would be a better term since it was also used for articles, completely fabricated self-help columns and random complete and utter nonsense.
These are the results of those (often drunken) ramblings.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Questionnaire #2


Yes, another questionnaire, and this one even sexier than the last one.

What do you like about the Hiroshima Club Beat Poetry Zine?
Feel free to answer it now in the comments if you like.

What would you like to see in upcoming issues?

Letters from the editor ____
Letters to the editor ____
Wansetta’s party tips ____
Boo’s gossip column ____
I have no idea whatever happened to Boo.
Dear Patty ____
Chocolate Boy and the Bear ____
Poems ____
Reader of the month ____
Deep thoughts ____
these were the most fun and the easiest to get from people who didn't want to commit to too many words.
Pick up lines ____
Artwork ____

This was stuff that we never had but felt would have been a good inclusion. Of course it would have to be some godawful version of the stuff. I think it would have been fun to see what we would have come up with.
Centerfold ____
I bet it would have been that dog at some point.
Contests ____
with no prices or dubious ones like "you get to be reader of the month"
Recipes ____
Doritos and Corn Flakes salad anyone? Monica and I actually ate this when we were little. It was her creation. Have I ever told you guys she is a chef now? It's not bad...sweet and salty.
Beauty Tips ____
Travel column ____
More artwork ____
More poems ____
Comic strip ____
Other _____________________________________

Put the appropriate number next to each section
I enjoy thhe arbitrary meaning of the numbers. There isn't even any kind or order.
1-      love it, can’t live without it
2-      its ok
this would probably be the most honest response
3-      don’t care
I lied, it's this one
4-      hate it! Makes me want to puke.
5-      A sure hit!
6-      Whatever
7-      Don’t even think about it!

I don't remember anybody ever answering this, BTW.


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