Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Sexy Questionnaire Results
These were the results to the previous issue's notorious questionnaire. The math made no sense whatsoever so I made up some graphs to make it look more official. I mean I made them now, what I made back them sucked as you can see.
bestiality got 0% votes all around
bondage was much more popular with 94% female, 55% males and 79% total.
necrophilia had a poor showing, probably because we meant real dead people. Vampire/undead section was further down. Still 9% of males said yes with 0 votes from the ladies.
incest 27% males, 22% females said yes
nobody wanted to have sex with their mother
orgies got a surprisingly good turnout with 73% of the males and 50% of females even tho I bet to this day very few of the people who said yes have actually been in an orgy.
cross dressing was no surprise with 27% males and 88% of the female. The thing is, a lot of people considered a girl wearing jeans and a t-shirt to be cross dressing so the female numbers should really have been a lot higher.
Kama Sutra oil of love was by far the most popular thing with 94% male and 91% female. I still have no idea why this was so popular in the 90's. I think maybe it was because they had a kiosk in the mall really close to the store where a lot of us worked. Subliminal advertising, I guess.
Strap-on was very confusing to most of the boys who did not understand how or why were they strapping this device on. After having the concept explained to them, still 22% said yes along with 27% of the girls.
velcro sheets got 50% and 64% male which is pretty good considering nobody knew what they were. I guess that is the percent of people who don't like to admit they don't know what something means.
Nobody wanted a hamster up the butt.
The undead were as popular back then as they are today with 77% of the females and 55% of the males.
Candle wax had the exact same stats which may or may not be a mistake.
Crotchless panties got 50% females 73% of the males.
Saran Wrap 55% male and 45% females mostly due to the popularity of Fried Green Tomatoes.
Prostitution 22% males and 45% females. It should be noted that the women polled thought they were being asked to play dress up while the guys thought they were renting real whores.
Harness got 50% male and 64% females
blow up dolls only got 11% males and 9% females and I even think that's way too much for the females.
exhibitionism got 50% females and 55% males which I know is a vicious lie and in reality way higher.
Voyeurism got the exact same results and my exact same opinion.
Public places were popular for sex with 66% females and 73% of males.
Underage, I feel the need to specify again, mean someone younger than you, not a child. Being that most people polled were around 20, 17 was technically illegal even if still socially acceptable. Anyway, 61% females said yes and 64% of the males.