Ode to a Green Fuzzy Spot I found on the Floor
I have no idea who Andy is, but the title is a Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference, to Vorgon poetry to be exact, so I'm sure I had something to do with it.
Indecisiveness is a nail
In the bicycle tire of humanity
So get off
And flatten the other
So you can actually get somewhere.
The poem starts well enough, indecisiveness as something that prevents progress. Not sure how flattening the other wheel is supposed to get you anywhere. Maybe it's supposed to be one of those two wrongs that make a right deal, but I don't think it really works in this case.
Oh wait, that never works.