Back in the 90's, I had a hobby of following my friends around at clubs and making them write bad poetry for me. The word poetry was used very loosely. Well, completely incorrectly would be a better term since it was also used for articles, completely fabricated self-help columns and random complete and utter nonsense.
These are the results of those (often drunken) ramblings.






Monday, June 8, 2015

Ode to a Green Fuzzy Spot I found on the Floor



Ode to a Green Fuzzy Spot I found on the Floor
By Andy
 I have no idea who Andy is, but the title is a Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference, to Vorgon poetry to be exact, so I'm sure I had something to do with it.
Indecisiveness is a nail
In the bicycle tire of humanity
So get off
And flatten the other
So you can actually get somewhere.
The poem starts well enough, indecisiveness as  something that prevents progress. Not sure how flattening the other wheel is supposed to get you anywhere. Maybe it's supposed to be one of those two wrongs that make a right deal, but I don't think it really works in this case.
Oh wait, that never works.

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