Back in the 90's, I had a hobby of following my friends around at clubs and making them write bad poetry for me. The word poetry was used very loosely. Well, completely incorrectly would be a better term since it was also used for articles, completely fabricated self-help columns and random complete and utter nonsense.
These are the results of those (often drunken) ramblings.

Friday, June 12, 2015


By Edinah

Choke my chicken babe
Choke it now
I’m tired of playing around
I’m telling you to choke my chicken
Before I blow up.

This was really written by Monica but she was going through one of her AbFab phases and chose to call herself Edinah. That's not really how you spell Edina, but that's okay cuz that's not how you spell horny either.

BTW, if you don't know what Absolutely Fabulous is, you severely need to check it out.


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