if you can’t be good, be as bad as you can possibly be
Back in the 90's, I had a hobby of following my friends around at clubs and making them write bad poetry for me. The word poetry was used very loosely. Well, completely incorrectly would be a better term since it was also used for articles, completely fabricated self-help columns and random complete and utter nonsense. These are the results of those (often drunken) ramblings.
Well, if this poem doesn't work to get you laid, nothing will. BYW, when I was loading the image, I really didn't remember what it was going to be, like, if we had drawn a picture or something. I think I'm glad it was just words.