This club bites!!!
Bored in Bulgaria
Bite it right back!!Always good advice.
I’m an insomniac.
Sleepless in Seattle
To relieve you of your indisposition, you should watch old reruns of What’s Happening? That should do the trick.
Aww... What's Happening not getting any love! Then again, there must be a reason why it plays at 4am on Nick at Night ( note I have no idea if either What's Happening or Nick at Night are still on the air).
I need to get laid still.
Then you need to stop moving.
Muncher in Miami
The answer to this question lies in how desperate you are. Here are a few suggestions from Avery, my apprentice:
1- Go to a rave. There are plenty of people who are willing to take you op on your offer.
2- If not a rave, then go to Warsaw. (Warsaw was a gay club on south beach, not really a good place to go look for a woman but at least you got out of the house for a bit.)
I’m hungry, what should I eat?
Starving in Cincinnati
I suggest you go to Fuddruckers and get yourself a large basket of fries. Yumm!!
We used to go there almost every week before going to the Kitchen Club. The boys never had any money so they would just eat the free stuff from the condiments bar. One time I saw JC eat a full plate of tomatos and nacho cheese. ugh. I think there might have been some onions involved too.
What are crabs?
Confused in Colorado
According to Webster’s dictionary, they are numerous marine broadly decapod crustaceans.
I don’t really like this boy and he’s already confessed his love for me. What should I do?
Nutjob in G
I know it sucks when that happens but the best thing for you to do is to tell the poor boy your true feelings. If he’s cool, he’ll understand. And may the force be with you.