I have no idea why Monica was so angry about those boots.
Aqua boots, sitting on the shelf
Hoping someone will buy you
And take you around town.
Oh, but aqua boots
You’re just too blind to see
How ugly you are
No one will ever buy you
You should just die
Just like that alligator that suffered
Just so you could be made
And never boughtYou fucking ugly aqua boots.
the best part is Monica's drawing of the boots.