A bug is anything disgusting that you find in your garden
Okay, so maybe not exactly... but the point is, I know a spider is not an insect, but I still don't want one crawling on my arm.
Vogueing is just break dancing with better clothes
Never really cared for either one though. Break dancing takes a lot more skill and talent, but you can't really do it in a Gaultier suit. Or maybe you can, that might be something to see.
Trying to be sexy, isn’t
That's why it's so hard to do it properly. It's like flying.
I’d rather have nuts in my ice cream than nuts in my entrée
That's a lie, Pad Thai is delicious.
God, I hope we were talking about peanuts here.
I feel like my ovaries are going to talk
Don’t worry about the way you look cuz you’ll never look as good as me
Always the modest one.
Don’t waste your time thinking about deep thoughts.
I can't help it!
Once again, a totally unrelated illustration.