Back in the 90's, I had a hobby of following my friends around at clubs and making them write bad poetry for me. The word poetry was used very loosely. Well, completely incorrectly would be a better term since it was also used for articles, completely fabricated self-help columns and random complete and utter nonsense.
These are the results of those (often drunken) ramblings.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Chocolate Boy and the Bear, the Beginning

Chocolate Boy and the Bear

By Aralis

Once upon a time, there was a boy who lived in Alaska and he was dipped in chocolate to keep warm.

One day Chocolate Boy was working on his igloo when a big polar bear tried to eat him but he gave him a coke and the bear became his best friend and would give him rides on his back.

Unfortunately hunters mistake Chocolate Boy for a seal riding a bear so they start shooting at him and they have to run into a cave to hide.

There they find a frozen caveman. The Bear tries to lick it and his tongue gets stuck to it so Chocolate Boy builds a fire to melt the ice and it turns out the caveman was really an eccentric millionaire that had sunk in the Titanic and he’s so grateful that he gives them a lot of money so chocolate boy buys an even bigger igloo and goes into business with the Bear solving crimes.

Watch out for the continuing adventures of Chocolate Boy and the Bear in upcoming issues!

Ah, good 'ol CB and the Bear. I don't remember how this came about, but I do remember Patty and I thinking it was hilarious for some reason. I think the idea was to come up with a really bad comic strip. What we ended up was not so much a comic strip as some random text and one stick figure. At least the "bad" part was accomplished.

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