Back in the 90's, I had a hobby of following my friends around at clubs and making them write bad poetry for me. The word poetry was used very loosely. Well, completely incorrectly would be a better term since it was also used for articles, completely fabricated self-help columns and random complete and utter nonsense.
These are the results of those (often drunken) ramblings.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Coming Up: Dear Patty!

Write to Dear Patty on our next issue

This was just a random little blurb under the Morrissey poem. Well not even a blurb, more like an incomplete sentence. The important thing is that this was the beginning of out self-help column. Patty really does have a gift for this, she should take it back up.

Feel free to send her psychotically obsessive requests to restart her column.

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