Let me strip you from the waist down
Let me tie you up in the closet
Let me pour hot fudge
On your happily hard genitalia
When it cools
Let me lick it up
Let me bathe you
In lemony fresh Pledge
And let the dust have its way with you
First of all I need to add this disclaimer: don't try this at home.
I cannot be responsible for any 3rd degree chocolate burns on your man's goodies because someone got too carried away by Nancy's poetry. Then again, if you are not smart enough to realize hot sticky substance + extra sensitive body part = bad, maybe it's a good thing if you don't procreate.