Sunday, February 24, 2013
Issue #4 Back Issues/ Classifieds
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Taco Bell
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Oh So Faux! A Great Place to Meet Chicks
By Devin
This Devin again! Who the hell is she???
Never had one
Never
Touched one
Never really seen one
Never needed one
Never craved one
Never wanted one on my face
Never swallowed
Never choked on one
Never done the chicken head
Never rode one
Never tried to
Never had one attack me from behind
Never had one on my mind
Thank you
I don't know what is the correlation between penises and the faux finish painting place Monica worked at for a short time, but at least now we know where Devin came from.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Sexless
By Jade Payne
She’s finger licking good
She melts in my mouth
And my hands
Wanting to dive into her muff
Right now
Sticking my tongue down her throat
Traumatized I am,
As I discover
I am only dreaming!!!!!!
This one came with a beautiful illustration that I need to scan ASAP. I also think this might have been a companion piece to the Zima one I just posted.
It’s a Clear Beverage
Michelle, oh poor Michelle
On the public phone you are
So lonely and bored
Drinking a Zima by the side of the store
With a pain in her back that just won’t stop
Telling me about work
The black girl was beautiful yummy and fine
Sipping her Zima and smoking her cigarettes
She sits all night by the phone and
Talks to all.
Do they even make Zima anymore? Poor Zima always gets made fun of. I think I remember it not tasting that bad.
The Ex-GF
The ex-girlfriend
(Ode to W)
By: Monica
Die bitch die, I want you to die
In the most painful way possible
I want to beat you with a baseball bat
I want to beat you till you die
You’re a good for nothing shit and you will die
With a baseball bat in your eye.