Please answer the following questionnaire as to weather you have, or would like to participate in the following activities.
Sex with your mother
Orgy (5 or more people) because 4 people is not even worth mentioning
Oil of love
Strap on Begly in particular found this hilarious for some reason
Hamster up the butt
Blow up doll
Sex in public places
Underage this one meant 17 year olds, not little kids. Even we had our limits
When finished please send completed questionnaire plus your questions, stories, suggestions, etc...to:
(I can’t believe I put my actual real address here)
Results will be posted in the next issue.
Ahhh....the infamous questionnaire! We actually took this to work and started polling people in addition to the polls we took at the club. My favorite part is the randomness of it all. Like incest and oil of love belong in the same category. Ussually questionnaires like this escalate in taboo, but I don't think anybody thought bestiality was the most innocent of perversions.
Anyway, I already found the results in the next issue so I will be posting those eventually.
I guess if anybody wanted to answer them now I could take those too. I'm going to look into setting up a poll.