Back in the 90's, I had a hobby of following my friends around at clubs and making them write bad poetry for me. The word poetry was used very loosely. Well, completely incorrectly would be a better term since it was also used for articles, completely fabricated self-help columns and random complete and utter nonsense.
These are the results of those (often drunken) ramblings.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

My Little Spider

By Nancy

My little spider

Nailed to my wall

My little spider

That scares them all

You are only plastic

But you do the job

My grandmother thinks I’m a slob

“Don’t decorate your

Bathroom like that”

What does she know?

She’s an old bat.

It’s my spider

And my bathroom too

So I will nail anything

I want to the wall

Wouldn’t you?

As most of Nancy's poetry, this one is based on a true story.

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